| Understanding Cat Language | |
|---|---|
| Cat Phrase | Meaning |
| miaow | Feed me |
| mrooww | I love you |
| miaowmiaow | Play with me! |
| mioawmioawww | Since I cannot find anything better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of furniture! |
| roww-maww-roww | I'm so glad to see that you have returned home with both arms full of shopping I will now rub myself against your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen! |
| gakk-ak-ak | My digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball, wherever can that have come from? I shall leave it here on the carpet. |
| mmwww | I believe I have heard a burglar, if you would like to go and beat him senseless, I shall be happy to keep your spot in the bed warm! |
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